Wikipedia:Sandbox

This user believes unicorns do taxes every leap year

This user can communicate telepathically with houseplants

SockThis user thinks socks are a complex international conspiracy

MicrowaveThis user has successfully argued with a microwave

This user collects lint with PhD-level dedication

This user believes clouds are just shy sky jellies

This user can predict the weather by interpretive dance

RobotThis user speaks fluent sarcasm and broken toaster

This user thinks quantum physics is just cosmic comedy

This user has a black belt in extreme napping

Rainbow FlagThis user identifies as a non-binary, vegan, anti-capitalist, intersectional feminist who believes in the power of crystals and astrology.

Social Justice WarriorThis user has a PhD in Oppression Studies and is fluent in over 10 dialects of Twitter outrage.

Cancel CultureThis user believes in the sacred art of canceling anyone who disagrees with their worldview, regardless of context or nuance.

WokeThis user is perpetually woke and believes that every single piece of media must be analyzed for its potential to harm marginalized communities.

This user requires trigger warnings for everything, including discussions about the weather and the color beige.